How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

"It’s a poor trade to give up a good life just to make a good living."

SUMMER BREAK!

laughingstation:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

You will laugh out loud!

Loaded

DAD: Mom here my first text ever no longer a text virgin

ME: Wooooow. How does it feel? Do you feel different?

DAD: I am glad i waited for the right person to have text with